After Mary-Lynn Monroe's elimination...
Welcome to episode 8 my top 5 kitty gurls! This week you are forming a sickening drag group to produce a smash hit drag queen anthem that will bring together and unite all forms of drag. Each of you will be representing a unique style of drag in a verse and a runway look. You must submit a 5 line verse (via Discord) about the type of drag you are representing and the overall theme of the song - tolerance and acceptance of all types of drag. I will be looking for clever and comedic lyricism. Don't be afraid to throw a little playful shade at the other queens and their styles. That is sometimes how we bond. Remember, you will be judged based on how well you fit your given role.
The queen who won the mini challenge last week will get to choose the name of the group and assign the roles. That's Beetah Bichass! As soon as Beetah has confirmed your roles they will be posted here and on Discord.
The queen who won the mini challenge last week will get to choose the name of the group and assign the roles. That's Beetah Bichass! As soon as Beetah has confirmed your roles they will be posted here and on Discord.
Ladies and Gentlewomen! Please welcome to the stage our top 5 girl group 'Queen Cuisine' performing their brand new smash hit single 'God is a Drag Queen'. Available now on iTunes!
Vantè: I’m Miss Vantè and I’m here to make it clear,
Oh oops wrong line, Roxxxy take it back dear
Serving a verse to diverse drag supporters
Sorry Trump, guess it’s time to build boarder (shame)
Doesn’t matter the type of queen you want to be
Fashion, Pageant, and Discord Trailortrash, Aly wouldn’t you agree?
Gotta love yourself, and of course drag it up,
little gay boy here telling you to step yo pussy up (points to all queens)
There is one final thing that gotta say
is that I’m gay, she’s gay, your gay …… Gia Gu I mean Raesia are you gay? (Absolutely) oh okay…. YAY
Oh oops wrong line, Roxxxy take it back dear
Serving a verse to diverse drag supporters
Sorry Trump, guess it’s time to build boarder (shame)
Doesn’t matter the type of queen you want to be
Fashion, Pageant, and Discord Trailortrash, Aly wouldn’t you agree?
Gotta love yourself, and of course drag it up,
little gay boy here telling you to step yo pussy up (points to all queens)
There is one final thing that gotta say
is that I’m gay, she’s gay, your gay …… Gia Gu I mean Raesia are you gay? (Absolutely) oh okay…. YAY
Beetah Bichass: I see you licking your lips, you're craving a reveal.
I know you want it, Ill Try to flaunt it.
Cause I'm the raw deal!
Tear away comes off, Sleek outfit shown.
I am the Lipsync Queen, Your Minds Officially BLOWN!
I know you want it, Ill Try to flaunt it.
Cause I'm the raw deal!
Tear away comes off, Sleek outfit shown.
I am the Lipsync Queen, Your Minds Officially BLOWN!
[ALL]
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
Mimi Haffway: I’ve got Opulent Gowns, and Alluring Accessories!
Think you can win this race? Sis Please!
I’ve got stones on my tights and Yes I did Sew this.
I’m The Top Habbo Fashion Queen!
You could never be me sis!
Think you can win this race? Sis Please!
I’ve got stones on my tights and Yes I did Sew this.
I’m The Top Habbo Fashion Queen!
You could never be me sis!
Raesia: The bearded barbie who never farts, I can't believe I'm safe..ALL DRAG IS ART!
Unconventional, but sexy and savvy, I serve looks pretty, and campy!
DRAG IS FUN! You should join too! Then you can inspire future challenges like me, boo!
Bearded and branded, with or without hair, all queens are special- IS SHE GUNNA JUMP FROM THERE?
Whether you're femme, masc, or a bot, just know...that weeks 1,2,4 and 6 I should've been top.
Unconventional, but sexy and savvy, I serve looks pretty, and campy!
DRAG IS FUN! You should join too! Then you can inspire future challenges like me, boo!
Bearded and branded, with or without hair, all queens are special- IS SHE GUNNA JUMP FROM THERE?
Whether you're femme, masc, or a bot, just know...that weeks 1,2,4 and 6 I should've been top.
[ALL]
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
[BRIDGE]
Break it down now Discord
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
[BRIDGE]
Break it down now Discord
Discord Trailortrash: I see what you're wearing,
Underneath Bulletproof, Nothing Beneath-
Pour the gas then light a match
Hear me scream, please don’t make me wait...
Don’t let the lights fade
Underneath Bulletproof, Nothing Beneath-
Pour the gas then light a match
Hear me scream, please don’t make me wait...
Don’t let the lights fade
[ALL]
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
We come in many flavours
But all of them are sweet
You can catch us on the TV
And find us at our meet and greet
We all have different styles
A little something you've not seen
But everybody on Earth knows
That God is a Drag Queen
(God is a Drag Queen)
That God is a Drag Queen
WOW! BRAVA! What a fantastic performance. Thank you ladies. Now, for the judges critiques...
Welcome to your 8th panel ladies! The competition is getting gaggy! I really enjoyed editing this week and I hope you enjoyed the top 5 performance. This week we welcome back Habbo's answer to overpopulation, Lidl-Wayne! And I am honoured to also welcome Habbo's reigning drag superstar, winner of Vyia's Drag Race Season 1, .Cow.! It's my pleasure to have you here your royal highness. Hopefully these queens will take the critiques of a crowned drag superstar onboard if they want to snatch this crown.
alydaman: Firstly I love the name you chose for the group and I think your strategic choices were great choices. But picking lipsync queen I expected a lot more than just a reveal into a pure black bodysuit. It looks really cheap. The first outfit has interesting textures on it but really is a mess too. There's no overall concept or great designing. It just seems thrown together and lacking imagination. You could have done SO much with a lipsync queen. Where's all the gimmicks? Butterfly effects? Confetti? Your verse isn't bad, falls in the middle of the group for me. But your looks really really let you down this week. Definitely your worst design so far.
Lidl-Wayne: Manila GIF - Hedda is doing a costume change! The big reveal! THE BIG REVEAL!!! ... oh wait that’s it? Credit where it’s due, you listened to my shoe class earlier and picked the right heels for this look and the purple wig looks extravagant. Unfortunately both looks fall flat, they just look cheap. You muzzled several items together to create a unique silhouette but both looks just don’t really go anywhere, they don’t tell much of a story. More attention to detail please, 9 out of 10 times I hate when one uses the tree tattoo and the brown and green parts are visible. I’m choosing to ignore your grammar errors. This might sound shady but in my head it’s like something Trinity Taylor would write ... the first and last line are fun but the rest wasn’t too creative
.Cow.: I think your lyrics are very clever and have a great flow to them! Outfit wise you didn’t really blow my mind. I think you could had done something a lot more dramatic for your reveal. Overall, I love the flow of the outfits, but I wish you had something not so similar to your first outfit for your reveal. A reveal into a swimsuit type silhouette is kinda predictable, I wish you hadn’t gone for something so easy.
Lidl-Wayne: Manila GIF - Hedda is doing a costume change! The big reveal! THE BIG REVEAL!!! ... oh wait that’s it? Credit where it’s due, you listened to my shoe class earlier and picked the right heels for this look and the purple wig looks extravagant. Unfortunately both looks fall flat, they just look cheap. You muzzled several items together to create a unique silhouette but both looks just don’t really go anywhere, they don’t tell much of a story. More attention to detail please, 9 out of 10 times I hate when one uses the tree tattoo and the brown and green parts are visible. I’m choosing to ignore your grammar errors. This might sound shady but in my head it’s like something Trinity Taylor would write ... the first and last line are fun but the rest wasn’t too creative
.Cow.: I think your lyrics are very clever and have a great flow to them! Outfit wise you didn’t really blow my mind. I think you could had done something a lot more dramatic for your reveal. Overall, I love the flow of the outfits, but I wish you had something not so similar to your first outfit for your reveal. A reveal into a swimsuit type silhouette is kinda predictable, I wish you hadn’t gone for something so easy.
alydaman: While your lyrics are nothing special and are basically a rehash of a load of trinity taylor and aja lyrics, your look is absolutely gorgeous! Definitely the best this week. And as the fashion queen I'd say you did your job perfectly. After all, they are known to only be about the look. The way you created a see-through fabric on the shoulders and legs is masterful. Carrying the fur throughout creates this voluminous shape and adding that scrunched up paper has elevated it so many levels. Just a small touch really and it changes the whole silhouette and perfectly matches the fur. This is how you use minimal furni. Take notes shopjeen.
Lidl-Wayne: In the Habbo universe you’re a pageant queen who spends your days putting rhinestones on your shoes and shit-talking the Nina Bo’Nina of your community. I adore the head acessories and your wig, it’s hard to not make that hat not look cheap. Sadly it makes no sense with such a dramatic dress. I want to like it but the overall look is cheap: when you create a white look with nude patches, a lot of black lines and details will cheapen the look. My eyes go all over the place, that ankle trick with the pants only work in black. I will give you credit for extending the cape fabulously and the volumous ”feather boa”. Why would you do an all white look and choose that color on the heel? Nude, white or pearl blue was the way to go here. Your lyrics are a bit basic to be honest. It sounds like something MonaMania would say if you questioned her potential in an Untucked lounge. I love ”you could never be me sis!” though.
.Cow.: Love love this outfit! The textures are so beautiful, and I really appreciate the use of white, as a more dramatic color scheme would take away from the beautiful silhouette you created. I wish you hadn’t choose such an ugly wig to pair this with as it takes away from the beauty, but still a beautiful outfit nonetheless. Your verse is pretty lackluster. I keep having to read them again as I can’t even remember what they say. You started out strong then it kinda just dwindled. Besides the verse, great job this week!
Lidl-Wayne: In the Habbo universe you’re a pageant queen who spends your days putting rhinestones on your shoes and shit-talking the Nina Bo’Nina of your community. I adore the head acessories and your wig, it’s hard to not make that hat not look cheap. Sadly it makes no sense with such a dramatic dress. I want to like it but the overall look is cheap: when you create a white look with nude patches, a lot of black lines and details will cheapen the look. My eyes go all over the place, that ankle trick with the pants only work in black. I will give you credit for extending the cape fabulously and the volumous ”feather boa”. Why would you do an all white look and choose that color on the heel? Nude, white or pearl blue was the way to go here. Your lyrics are a bit basic to be honest. It sounds like something MonaMania would say if you questioned her potential in an Untucked lounge. I love ”you could never be me sis!” though.
.Cow.: Love love this outfit! The textures are so beautiful, and I really appreciate the use of white, as a more dramatic color scheme would take away from the beautiful silhouette you created. I wish you hadn’t choose such an ugly wig to pair this with as it takes away from the beauty, but still a beautiful outfit nonetheless. Your verse is pretty lackluster. I keep having to read them again as I can’t even remember what they say. You started out strong then it kinda just dwindled. Besides the verse, great job this week!
alydaman: I think the use of the feather effect is very clever and I salute you really diving into this challenge and taking it all the way. I know this was the only role you didn't want. So that makes it so much better that you pulled it off. Ok the look could have been more inspired. Taking the big grey gandalf beard route was a bit cliché but at least it looks pretty. I love the beard up with the different shades of grey in the hair but the lower half needed more colour and design. The highlight this week from you is your verse which is by MILES the best one. You encapsulated everything the challenge asked you to do all while remaining upbeat and funny. There's no boring lines in it and it has a nice flow and rhyme. As well as throwing a little shade at the end there. You have shown that you can be clever and witty really successfully and well done for taking on a style of drag you dreaded.
Lidl-Wayne: The leaves make no damn sense, and this whole silhouette is confusing. I adore the wig and the top beard per sé but you could’ve played with so much volume and you did like a bikini look? I don’t think the sleeves/gloves are helping, they cheapen the look. Perfect shoes, perfect wig, poor outfit. Your lyrics are fantastic though. You’re such a queen of wit and quick thinking, I wish you would incorporate that into your drag more. Stop overthinking your outfits and throw some glitter on it. Your lines made me smile. ”DRAG IS FUN! You should join too!” is my favorite line and the ending is awesome
.Cow.: I really enjoy your use of the leaves to extend you beard out! I wish you had used a bit more color as the grey is a bit boring, a pop of color somewhere would really send this outfit over the edge. Other than that, I love the textures and the use of the shirt to make a neat cut out. I’m not really sure how I feel about your verse. Some parts are really great, and some parts are just eh.
Lidl-Wayne: The leaves make no damn sense, and this whole silhouette is confusing. I adore the wig and the top beard per sé but you could’ve played with so much volume and you did like a bikini look? I don’t think the sleeves/gloves are helping, they cheapen the look. Perfect shoes, perfect wig, poor outfit. Your lyrics are fantastic though. You’re such a queen of wit and quick thinking, I wish you would incorporate that into your drag more. Stop overthinking your outfits and throw some glitter on it. Your lines made me smile. ”DRAG IS FUN! You should join too!” is my favorite line and the ending is awesome
.Cow.: I really enjoy your use of the leaves to extend you beard out! I wish you had used a bit more color as the grey is a bit boring, a pop of color somewhere would really send this outfit over the edge. Other than that, I love the textures and the use of the shirt to make a neat cut out. I’m not really sure how I feel about your verse. Some parts are really great, and some parts are just eh.
alydaman: Your look worried me when I first saw it but I see what you were going for and I think it really worked for you. Taking the initiative and doing a reveal was inspired as many comedy queens do (cough shangela). I love the fat suit, I think it's designed very tastefully for what it is with the red belt and carrot coloured shoes. It really worked for the performance. I had a chuckle at you eating a chicken leg on stage while performing with the pit crew. And I can see how much effort you put into your verse. I really love the sentiment and message of it. However, it is SLIGHTLY long winded and doesn't really have any flow or sharp moments. And I have to say I didn't laugh. But overall, I love that you fully committed to the comedy queen role in look and verse and really challenged yourself. I know your speciality is fashion. I would have just liked to see something more original than a fat suit or something more colourful and loud.
Lidl-Wayne: What kind of Carmen Carrera nonsense to do a fat suit reveal as the gag. Hair, make-up, shoes: all of that I’m here for. The red line on the side is pleasing, but girl there really isn’t much to critique here. You played it safe at top 5?! Is it just me or does your verses not rhyme? You tried being whimsical but I just can’t buy it, the Raesia/Discord lines just aren’t funny. The Roxxxy part was nice but overall not good.
.Cow.: I really loved your verse, and you definitely nailed the comedy aspect of it. I love your runway look, as you mastered looking campy but glamorous at the same time. I don’t why but the double sunglasses bit really made me chuckle. Your second look is equally as funny, yet glamorous at the same time? I love the small red detail. It really makes you fats rolls pop. Great job this week!
Lidl-Wayne: What kind of Carmen Carrera nonsense to do a fat suit reveal as the gag. Hair, make-up, shoes: all of that I’m here for. The red line on the side is pleasing, but girl there really isn’t much to critique here. You played it safe at top 5?! Is it just me or does your verses not rhyme? You tried being whimsical but I just can’t buy it, the Raesia/Discord lines just aren’t funny. The Roxxxy part was nice but overall not good.
.Cow.: I really loved your verse, and you definitely nailed the comedy aspect of it. I love your runway look, as you mastered looking campy but glamorous at the same time. I don’t why but the double sunglasses bit really made me chuckle. Your second look is equally as funny, yet glamorous at the same time? I love the small red detail. It really makes you fats rolls pop. Great job this week!
alydaman: Let me start off by saying I love this look. The design is spot on. All the textures are there. Matching the beard to the lower shirt. The crown tiara is beautiful and I love how you created that. I also appreciate the use of the mannequin head to create a new wig (you're welcome for the inspiration). But this isn't pageant queen. The brief was LITERALLY feminine beauty. The height of FEMALE impersonation. You. are. wearing
a. beard. I know it's your signature and I never have a problem with that like some do. But for this challenge? Sorry it won't work. You were specifically assigned this role because Beetah knew it would be a challenge for you to do something glam without a beard. But you literally just chose not to do it. I was really hoping to see some versatility from you but this just shows that you won't challenge yourself. It's easy to make a textured look and throw a beard on. Also dark red and brown for pageant? And as for your verse, this is the nail in the coffin. Nice lyrics and all but what do they have to do with the challenge?? It's so random. There's nothing about your style of drag or the theme of the song or anything. So this is a very deserved bottom 2 for you. A well designed outfit won't save you if you completely ignore the challenge.
Lidl-Wayne: Blow.Your.Mind.Dua.Lipa.mp3 - everyone gagged when you got pageant queen because it’s so out of your comfort zone. The headpiece is the star, it’s so glamorous and I want one myself. Your red ombre dress is appropriare for letting the headpiece stand out and I enjoy the baby yellow details. Not sure why your beard is so read however, and I think you could’ve had some extra jewellery. The wig is signature Uhu, I have no idea how you made it and I applaud you for pushing your boundaries and yet not losing your voice. Amazing job on the look. Your lyrics are so sexy, it’s like something from a Britney Spears song. ”Pour the gas then light a match” is fabulous, and the ending is captivating. You was the only one who didn’t go the ”I’m fab get into it!” route and it makes you stand out this week
.Cow.: I love the color scheme, and the textures that you created. However, this isn’t really giving me a pageant queen. The only thing that slightly resembles pageant queen is the tiara placed on your head. When I think of a pageant queen I think of a beautiful ball gown, that just screams WOMAN. This doesn’t give me elegance at all, even the colors (no matter how much I love them) are far from elegant especially the way you paired them. Maybe it would work for a pageant in the middle of Alabama. Your verse left me...confused? I didn’t really get how they related to the pageant scene. I know what you're capable of Discord and this has let me down.
a. beard. I know it's your signature and I never have a problem with that like some do. But for this challenge? Sorry it won't work. You were specifically assigned this role because Beetah knew it would be a challenge for you to do something glam without a beard. But you literally just chose not to do it. I was really hoping to see some versatility from you but this just shows that you won't challenge yourself. It's easy to make a textured look and throw a beard on. Also dark red and brown for pageant? And as for your verse, this is the nail in the coffin. Nice lyrics and all but what do they have to do with the challenge?? It's so random. There's nothing about your style of drag or the theme of the song or anything. So this is a very deserved bottom 2 for you. A well designed outfit won't save you if you completely ignore the challenge.
Lidl-Wayne: Blow.Your.Mind.Dua.Lipa.mp3 - everyone gagged when you got pageant queen because it’s so out of your comfort zone. The headpiece is the star, it’s so glamorous and I want one myself. Your red ombre dress is appropriare for letting the headpiece stand out and I enjoy the baby yellow details. Not sure why your beard is so read however, and I think you could’ve had some extra jewellery. The wig is signature Uhu, I have no idea how you made it and I applaud you for pushing your boundaries and yet not losing your voice. Amazing job on the look. Your lyrics are so sexy, it’s like something from a Britney Spears song. ”Pour the gas then light a match” is fabulous, and the ending is captivating. You was the only one who didn’t go the ”I’m fab get into it!” route and it makes you stand out this week
.Cow.: I love the color scheme, and the textures that you created. However, this isn’t really giving me a pageant queen. The only thing that slightly resembles pageant queen is the tiara placed on your head. When I think of a pageant queen I think of a beautiful ball gown, that just screams WOMAN. This doesn’t give me elegance at all, even the colors (no matter how much I love them) are far from elegant especially the way you paired them. Maybe it would work for a pageant in the middle of Alabama. Your verse left me...confused? I didn’t really get how they related to the pageant scene. I know what you're capable of Discord and this has let me down.
Beetah Bichass, this week your verse was lippy but your reveal was... out of sync.
Mimi Haffway, while your verse lacked fire your fashion queen runway was really furocious.
Raesia, your bearded lerk may have been a grey area but your verse was in the green. Money honey.
Discord Trailortrash, your design grew on me but your challenge comprehension was a bit hairy. Will it be another close shave this week?
Raesia, Condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge. You have won a 4D Roxxxy Andrews virtual reality experience and a free prescription for laser eye surgery from the Roxxxy Andrews 'I'm here to make it clear' foundation.
Beetah Bichass, I'm sorry my dear but you have been eliminated. You have served some fantastic looks over the season that will never be forgotten as well as some much needed friendly drama. You had what it takes to go all the way, just a weak performance this week. My sweet shady lady. Queen of reading. Queen of being safe. Now, sashay away...
Mimi Haffway, while your verse lacked fire your fashion queen runway was really furocious.
Raesia, your bearded lerk may have been a grey area but your verse was in the green. Money honey.
Discord Trailortrash, your design grew on me but your challenge comprehension was a bit hairy. Will it be another close shave this week?
Raesia, Condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge. You have won a 4D Roxxxy Andrews virtual reality experience and a free prescription for laser eye surgery from the Roxxxy Andrews 'I'm here to make it clear' foundation.
Beetah Bichass, I'm sorry my dear but you have been eliminated. You have served some fantastic looks over the season that will never be forgotten as well as some much needed friendly drama. You had what it takes to go all the way, just a weak performance this week. My sweet shady lady. Queen of reading. Queen of being safe. Now, sashay away...